kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

im still exhausted from beating all the other sperms

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram


Fifth graders attending a sexual ed presentation

Fifth graders attending a sexual ed presentation

The Hunger Games cast and crew take on the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

folwer:

but its important

folwer:

but its important

zaynsfreepalestinetweet:

calum: *gets blonde streak*

[phone starts ringing, calum answers call]

calum: hel-

zayn: how my dick taste

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

barebackinq:

[sweats nervously]

barebackinq:

[sweats nervously]